Skip to main content

Personal Silly Ad

hrm...

I have been toying with the idea of going out with a chinese boy..and so have been on this unconscious look out for potential 'boyfriends' of that 'skin colour'...akakakaaka! horrible sick me...first i was a paedophile...then i was a boyfriend stealer...now a married man stealer..argh! the horrible words thrown at me! it burns! it burns my eyes! and fyi...david caruso is divorced so there! i am way past the married man stealer...

alrite....let's just say..i am putting up this imaginary personal ad data on the look out for a boyfriend..( pukefest aleRt!) and I am not asking u to take it seriously so don't drop me any spamming comments..hahaha..as if it's worth taking a look anyway..cheh!

Personal Ad
Name: Rahayu Popz
Age: 18 (and I'm not shameless about dat!)
Height: 1.67m
Weight: 46kg (wah..in my dreams sey)
Looks: Black Untreated Hair, dark brown eyes, naturally tanned skin (due to travelling in sunny S'pore), big fat mouth (but with really soft voice), medium built but on the heavy side just dont want to tell u which side is heavy...(err..confusing....), half blind but accentuated by coloured specs of which reduces the blindness to almost virtually zero..quite tall with no help from heels..
Personality: A quiet thinker, doesnt get angry easily, is pretty nice (if u don't bark at me..i won't roar at ya), a stay-home babe, has little obssession with shopping (if u can drag me out of a shoe shop), loves tinkering on her pc, quite romantic at heart but dont push it...(i'm a closet romantic!), understanding, and respects people..and cats.
What I want in a Guy: Well if you are humorous but minus the lameness, has respect for people's feelings, is quite intelligent, thinks with both heart and head, not so tall, friendly without being too overbearing, don't get moody easily, not within the teenage age range (i'm past the 'young guy' thang), a decision maker without being forceful, understanding, and a non control freak (i hate to report to some headquarter of my whereabouts), preferably non smoker ( i love air & trees too much) AND doesn't call me first thing in the morning (hate morning calls!)...oh, and someone who doesn't need to see like everyday or wat (i still got a life man..)
Favourite Quote: 'I never close' (my mind lah! what u thinking?!!)..

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

One Step at A Time

Hello there It has been a while, right? I used to treat this blog as a place for me to rant, talk about nonsensical things and interests that, when I think back about it, were pretty cringeworthy. But it was part of the process of me growing up and navigating through my life which is full of ups and downs, just like the tidal waves. I still need a form of outlet to write out my thoughts and I have been journaling for the last few years. At first, I was still writing nonsense, or simply writing about how my day went, but I try to make it a more conscious journalling where I will write about things that I can take lessons from or to reflect on. So how has life been for me? Well, I no longer am running an online shop where I used to do customised cards and then just specializing in box cards. I do want to have an online business, preferably one I don't have to travel to meet people.  If you read my last post about being zen, I think I have 'tripled' the amount of zen inside of...

Listen to Me

It kinda irks me when I am trying to express an opinion or sharing a piece of knowledge but it's met with strong objection or Im being cut half way before I even finished. I mean...come on...does it hurt to actually listen first, doesnt matter if u agree or not? Yes I know everyone is entitled to their own opinions but it's frustrating because I feel like a sore loser. That sort of conversation is actually begging to be turned into some huge argument if I am equally annoying and equally strong headed as well. But I dont want to do that especially if they are my friends. Then again, I am subjected to being called a wimp or somebody who cant stand up strong against what she believes in or her own opinions. That will sorta give the person a sense of pride for getting a landslide victory. At first I used to think that hey, maybe the person has a point and I am wrong. But come to think of it, that's bull! It's one thing not to argue and another thing to let ur own opinions b...

Ray of Light

The act of falling in love. Very subjective and it also depends on the object you desire. Well, if it is the 'whoa mama!' sort of hunk or good looker, then yours truly has fallen in love many times over and over again. But a guy who has stolen my heart for good..well...that has yet to happen. But let's not talk about my non existent love life. Let's just ponder over the act of falling in love. From what I have observed through several tv shows or even movies, I gather that well..not everyone is so lucky to have fallen in love at first sight. It takes time, and maybe it will even take boyfriend after boyfriend or girlfriend after girlfriend before reality smacks your face and you end up with your very first boyfriend (gasp!). What a truly merry go round. Hey, it happens. Because we make mistakes and we are too blind to notice how someone can truly bring you happiness by their sheer volumes of care and concern for you. In the midst of crisis, a ray of light shines through...