"The Maid...WooooooooOOooooo....!"
I watched The Maid...yupz...that local horror movie being screened now...and off all the times..during the hungry ghost festival. That is a festival of which the chinese believe that the gate of hell opens and let all the hungry ghosts out who will exact revenge on those people who have done harm to them. And so..at this time too...the people will appease them with food, money and chinese opera to keep them happy and at the same time...at bay....so that they won't disturb them. They also have their sets of rules that cannot be broken...of which, if any of them are broken...and u don't ask for forgiveness..this whole hungry ghost month...u will suffer from bad luck...and...and....................................have the ability to see ghosts.
Yupz..actuallie u don't have to really watch the movie if u read the above commentaries..bwahahahaha...! Imagine..me...talking to you in a low...sexy...growl...voice. NO wait..that's not a gd idea. U will freak out the minute i say the first woRd! Heh heh...i am SO SO SO tempted to tell u the whole story here and get sued by that tong guy..who painstakingly produced the movie. What i can say though.....be prepared for shock tactics...like the ghost coming to you...IN YER FACE...!....all of a sudden for tat brief 2 seconds. Of course being a seasoned 'i know what is going to happen' cinema watcher...i kinda expected that and had actuallie closed my peepers halfway so that i don't get to see like the whole real thing...hahaha..told ya i suck at horror movies.
Okay...actuallie come to think of it....some parts don't quite make sense..like it's just added there for the sake of prolonging the movie.....but what irritates the heck out of me..is the continual sounds of sreeching metal door hinges that make this sound like the scrap metal scratching on the floorl...WAH..my ears!.....and then..of course lah the cliche....some shadowy figures keep moving across....eh shit..i'm frightening the hell out of me alreadi..ARGhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (and no i wasn't kidding about that...)
what a moron...aniwae, the best thing about the movie is that i watched it during working hours!! bwahahaha....top that! And all coz of my team mate's brilliant idea of saying the driver was not available to fetch the equipments back to office the day before as he was supposed to fetch it on thursday..which is the actual day the screening at school is supposed to end.
Rite.................i dont think i want to get into too much details on this coz my company apparently spent an abundance of money spying their workers thru' theiR blogs....hahahahah..this is what i called deed done first..scared later. Alrite..that's my own saying lah..in case u're wondering eh, why so broken?!
Gawd i'm so so so excited..coz the moment has come. The moment has come for me to finallie perform my DIY manicure! woohoo! And yes..despite my religion disallowing us to paint our nails..they never say anything about making ur nails look nicer..! And this after being inspired by my colleague whom i observed for an hour...having her pedicure done. Wah, I must show u the picture of my nails later and then tell ya about this rich tai tai who apparently talked to herself thru' out the session of manicure and pedicure. Gawd............she can go on and on...about it and the manicurists were not reallie paying attention to her..like maybe everytime she comes in, she opens her mouth...talking as if we are a bunch of her rich tai tai friends...wah kaoz...
So check me nails out lateR!
Yupz..actuallie u don't have to really watch the movie if u read the above commentaries..bwahahahaha...! Imagine..me...talking to you in a low...sexy...growl...voice. NO wait..that's not a gd idea. U will freak out the minute i say the first woRd! Heh heh...i am SO SO SO tempted to tell u the whole story here and get sued by that tong guy..who painstakingly produced the movie. What i can say though.....be prepared for shock tactics...like the ghost coming to you...IN YER FACE...!....all of a sudden for tat brief 2 seconds. Of course being a seasoned 'i know what is going to happen' cinema watcher...i kinda expected that and had actuallie closed my peepers halfway so that i don't get to see like the whole real thing...hahaha..told ya i suck at horror movies.
Okay...actuallie come to think of it....some parts don't quite make sense..like it's just added there for the sake of prolonging the movie.....but what irritates the heck out of me..is the continual sounds of sreeching metal door hinges that make this sound like the scrap metal scratching on the floorl...WAH..my ears!.....and then..of course lah the cliche....some shadowy figures keep moving across....eh shit..i'm frightening the hell out of me alreadi..ARGhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! (and no i wasn't kidding about that...)
what a moron...aniwae, the best thing about the movie is that i watched it during working hours!! bwahahaha....top that! And all coz of my team mate's brilliant idea of saying the driver was not available to fetch the equipments back to office the day before as he was supposed to fetch it on thursday..which is the actual day the screening at school is supposed to end.
Rite.................i dont think i want to get into too much details on this coz my company apparently spent an abundance of money spying their workers thru' theiR blogs....hahahahah..this is what i called deed done first..scared later. Alrite..that's my own saying lah..in case u're wondering eh, why so broken?!
Gawd i'm so so so excited..coz the moment has come. The moment has come for me to finallie perform my DIY manicure! woohoo! And yes..despite my religion disallowing us to paint our nails..they never say anything about making ur nails look nicer..! And this after being inspired by my colleague whom i observed for an hour...having her pedicure done. Wah, I must show u the picture of my nails later and then tell ya about this rich tai tai who apparently talked to herself thru' out the session of manicure and pedicure. Gawd............she can go on and on...about it and the manicurists were not reallie paying attention to her..like maybe everytime she comes in, she opens her mouth...talking as if we are a bunch of her rich tai tai friends...wah kaoz...
So check me nails out lateR!
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