Geek1 Geek 2
You know what. My blog entries have been rather depressing so here's a 'fun' take on something close to my heart. Right..doesn't mean Jason Mraz is a geek, Im contemplating on being a geek just like him. COz the truth is, I am ALREADY a geek way before he was born! And yet he's still older than me. Argh....like what I told my friend the last few weeks we hung out together at library Orchard, Im all dressed up and all pretty (cough..cough..cough..) or rather, attempted to look pretty, I'd rather be known as a drop dead gorgeous bombshell who can't tell the difference between a chocolate chip and a computer chip. But don't let me start talking enthusiastically about something that spells out 'YOU'RE A GEEK!'..that's it, either my date is impressed or he's turned off coz he just found out he is dating a geek. But hey, in today's context, being a geek....is a cool thing..hehe..really!
Okay, so on a typical 'get to know' session with a hot hot hot guy (which is unlikely so I have to make this up), our conversation will be like
hot guy: so rohayu right?
me:rahayu...
hot guy: oh..rahayu..can i call you ayu??
me:i would have said no..but since you're so cute...oh well...why not?
hot guy: okay ayu (im trying not to vomit blood by that lame nickname of mine)...tell me what your interests are
me: well, i like to sing..
hot guy: really? hey, we can go karaoke some time...sing me a line!
me: err..i dont think you want to..
hot guy: aww..come on! just a line...i promise i wont laugh
me: laugh? what laugh? i was afraid you'll cry!
hot guy: from laughing?
me: no! i meant...cry from all the emotions you get from hearing me sing
hot guy: seriously? ok try me..
me: *singing* HA LA LA LA LA...!!! are you listening to every single word I say..HALALALA..LAAA!!
hot guy: uhm............OKAY! so what else do you like to do?
me: err...I like to read up on computer stuffs
hot guy: oh wow...that's very very interesting..but you dont look like a typical computer geek.
me: I know... Im too gorgeous
hot guy: tell me about it *smiling coyly*
hot guy: you know what? i have this pc problem which I hope you can like help me to see whats wrong..
me: i dont know THAT much coz im a I.T. newbie but anyway, i'll try
hot guy: okay, recently my computer has been lagging a lot and then I keep getting this annoying pop up ads even though I don't remember going to such websites.
me: what kind of ads?
hot guy: well...erm..porn?
me: duh..you must have clicked on some links that install malicious codes into your computer system
hot guy: oh wow..so how do i get rid of them?
me: easy. just click on the porn pop up ad and buy one of the girls so that they'll stop annoying you
hot guy: hahahaaha!! you're so funny..i mean, seriously..how do i get rid of it?
me: hrm...you can actually download some free programmes off the net that will help to track down and clear these spywares..which is what these pop up ads are called.
hot guy: oh..what kind of softwares?
me: well...can start downloading a popular one called lavasoft ad-aware. and after successful removal, you can configure your system to put up a firewall that will help to block unauthorised users. for extra safety, you can actually download windows service pack 2 that can help to keep your browser safe by blocking such unwanted content.
hot guy: goodness...u seriously know our stuff! what else do you know?
me: i like it when a guy is looking smart in his crisp office attire and carrying a laptop bag with him. Oh oh oh...and the way he scrunches his face figuring out some codes on the laptop and running his fingers quickly is just a major turn on for me..*grinning*
hot guy: so................is that why im here?
me: yah..i like ur laptop
hot guy: you mean you're dating me coz I happened to carry a laptop?
me: well...why not?
hot guy: gawd..that sounds so shallow! you might as well date my laptop!
me: i would if it can speak. Aww..come on! I was just kidding! I like you even without your laptop!
hot guy: really? aww..so sweet of you. i like you too...i thought you're so quiet the first time I met you and hey...did you lose weight? you looked fab now!
me: well..not really. was I tat FAT the last time we met? what's up with you people! So you agreed to go out with me now jz coz I looked fab now?! Now who is shallow?!!
hot guy: err..no no no! That's not what I meant...but you look much better now...and hey, I gave you my number then..even though you're not as err..how do i put this nicely...as fab as now. See? I liked you then and I like you now...
me: aww...yah...thanks..now you're sweet.
hot guy: just one question. Let's say I am not carrying my laptop with me now...would you still wanna date me
me: well yup...like i said, im not dating your laptop
hot guy: hehe...what if im just in my casual wear, like just a shirt and bermudas? not like now in my work shirt?
me: then I can forget about dating you..
hot guy: what?! what's your fascination with that kind of attire?
me: anyway, it doesn't matter what you wear...what matters more is what is underneath that work shirt of urs..
hot guy: you...........naughty.....b..
and so the conversation stops and we go for a...walk...what were you thinking? haiz.........Anyway, that was interesting. So you see..being a geek can be cool! Trust me, guys peering over their laptop? Sexy..so learn to speak their language girls!
But if you ask me ah...I still prefer to sing...
Okay, so on a typical 'get to know' session with a hot hot hot guy (which is unlikely so I have to make this up), our conversation will be like
hot guy: so rohayu right?
me:rahayu...
hot guy: oh..rahayu..can i call you ayu??
me:i would have said no..but since you're so cute...oh well...why not?
hot guy: okay ayu (im trying not to vomit blood by that lame nickname of mine)...tell me what your interests are
me: well, i like to sing..
hot guy: really? hey, we can go karaoke some time...sing me a line!
me: err..i dont think you want to..
hot guy: aww..come on! just a line...i promise i wont laugh
me: laugh? what laugh? i was afraid you'll cry!
hot guy: from laughing?
me: no! i meant...cry from all the emotions you get from hearing me sing
hot guy: seriously? ok try me..
me: *singing* HA LA LA LA LA...!!! are you listening to every single word I say..HALALALA..LAAA!!
hot guy: uhm............OKAY! so what else do you like to do?
me: err...I like to read up on computer stuffs
hot guy: oh wow...that's very very interesting..but you dont look like a typical computer geek.
me: I know... Im too gorgeous
hot guy: tell me about it *smiling coyly*
hot guy: you know what? i have this pc problem which I hope you can like help me to see whats wrong..
me: i dont know THAT much coz im a I.T. newbie but anyway, i'll try
hot guy: okay, recently my computer has been lagging a lot and then I keep getting this annoying pop up ads even though I don't remember going to such websites.
me: what kind of ads?
hot guy: well...erm..porn?
me: duh..you must have clicked on some links that install malicious codes into your computer system
hot guy: oh wow..so how do i get rid of them?
me: easy. just click on the porn pop up ad and buy one of the girls so that they'll stop annoying you
hot guy: hahahaaha!! you're so funny..i mean, seriously..how do i get rid of it?
me: hrm...you can actually download some free programmes off the net that will help to track down and clear these spywares..which is what these pop up ads are called.
hot guy: oh..what kind of softwares?
me: well...can start downloading a popular one called lavasoft ad-aware. and after successful removal, you can configure your system to put up a firewall that will help to block unauthorised users. for extra safety, you can actually download windows service pack 2 that can help to keep your browser safe by blocking such unwanted content.
hot guy: goodness...u seriously know our stuff! what else do you know?
me: i like it when a guy is looking smart in his crisp office attire and carrying a laptop bag with him. Oh oh oh...and the way he scrunches his face figuring out some codes on the laptop and running his fingers quickly is just a major turn on for me..*grinning*
hot guy: so................is that why im here?
me: yah..i like ur laptop
hot guy: you mean you're dating me coz I happened to carry a laptop?
me: well...why not?
hot guy: gawd..that sounds so shallow! you might as well date my laptop!
me: i would if it can speak. Aww..come on! I was just kidding! I like you even without your laptop!
hot guy: really? aww..so sweet of you. i like you too...i thought you're so quiet the first time I met you and hey...did you lose weight? you looked fab now!
me: well..not really. was I tat FAT the last time we met? what's up with you people! So you agreed to go out with me now jz coz I looked fab now?! Now who is shallow?!!
hot guy: err..no no no! That's not what I meant...but you look much better now...and hey, I gave you my number then..even though you're not as err..how do i put this nicely...as fab as now. See? I liked you then and I like you now...
me: aww...yah...thanks..now you're sweet.
hot guy: just one question. Let's say I am not carrying my laptop with me now...would you still wanna date me
me: well yup...like i said, im not dating your laptop
hot guy: hehe...what if im just in my casual wear, like just a shirt and bermudas? not like now in my work shirt?
me: then I can forget about dating you..
hot guy: what?! what's your fascination with that kind of attire?
me: anyway, it doesn't matter what you wear...what matters more is what is underneath that work shirt of urs..
hot guy: you...........naughty.....b..
and so the conversation stops and we go for a...walk...what were you thinking? haiz.........Anyway, that was interesting. So you see..being a geek can be cool! Trust me, guys peering over their laptop? Sexy..so learn to speak their language girls!
But if you ask me ah...I still prefer to sing...
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